The story of Pig

On 8/15, while the earthlings were reunited with their family, eating mooncakes, appreciating the full moon and recalling the folk tale of a romantic couple who meets only once a year, Pig was heartbrokenly gazing at the frantically cuddling couple, Chang E and Wu Gang, and melancholily playing a moving melody on a piano.

When Pig triumphantly returned to heaven from the West, he declined the promotion offered by Buddha as the chief administrator of all the WCs in heaven, and he requested to attend pigs in a sty close to Chang E's residence. His re-encounter with Change E immediately re-ignited his admiration for her. Every night, he would hide inside the pig sty, drooling all over his shirts while watching her.

A meddlesome god detected Pig's love for Chang E and reported it to the emperor of heaven, who was infuriated at Pig's bigotedly mundane love and ordered him not to return to heaven for eternity. The emperor of heaven implemented a law that prohibited other gods from falling in love, but he himself got married with a girl who looks like Fu Rong sister, and for that reason, he didn't want to see anyone getting a more beautiful girlfriend. As Pig was taken away by guards, other gods were both sympathetic and relieved that they didn't get caught, as some of them had secretly engaged in a relationship. Even Tang Zeng, Pig's master, had been chasing the emperor's daughters.

The emperor feared other god would follow Pig's footsteps, thus he ordered Chang E and Wu Gang to be reincarnated. For those going to be reincarnated, they have to pick a portal through which they will come back to earth. One portal will make your next life be an animal, one will turn you into a plant, and the third one will allow you to return to earth as a human being, but you have no idea which is the human portal.

猪八戒的故事
8月15号，在人间是全家团聚的日子，人们吃月饼、赏月、回忆古老传说，这段传说讲的是一对相见只有一年恩爱夫妻。猪八戒心碎地凝视着这对叫吴刚和嫦娥的紧紧拥抱在一起的情侣，忧伤地弹奏着动人的旋律。
当猪八戒胜利地从西天取经归来，他炒了如来，辞了净坛使者的职务，在靠近嫦娥宅第的地方开办了一所养猪厂。当他再次见到嫦娥的那一瞬间，就重燃了对嫦娥的爱恋。每个月黑风高的晚上，他就藏在猪圈里，一边看着嫦娥一边流哈喇子。
一位鸡婆的神仙发现了猪八戒对嫦娥的暗恋并且打了小报告给了玉皇大帝，玉帝被猪八戒的偏执的单相思所震怒，并且命令猪八戒回到天庭。玉帝还下旨明令禁止其他的神仙出去泡美眉，不过他自己到是娶了一位貌似芙蓉姐姐的女子为妻，也是因为这个原因，他不愿意看到有哪个神仙找个老婆比自己的漂亮。猪八戒不得不依令返回，其他神仙都唏嘘不已，也认为他不会明知故犯，因为就像他们自己所处的情况一样。其实就连老猪的师傅唐僧，也在忙着追玉帝的千金。
玉帝担心会有神仙步猪八戒的后尘，就命令吴刚和嫦娥转世。那些转世的人都会被带到一个地方，然后穿过一个入口，一个入口转世为动物，还有一个转世为植物，第三个则可以转世为人，但却不得而知哪一个可以转世为人。


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